An armed right wing terrorist group (possibly radicalized by fanatical Mormons) occupies a federal building in Oregon, in hopes of freeing two poachers who’d tried covering up their crime by committing arson. They also hope to spark a revolution. Second-craziest “Dukes of Hazzard” episode ever? Or just another day in America?

Bush-era color coded terror alerts make a comeback (with a few small changes) in light of the recent shootings in San Bernardino and the Ammon Bundy militia’s armed occupation of a federal building in Oregon.